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What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
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Smart Man + Smart Naari = Flirting Jaari

Bevkuf Man + Smart Naari = Jeb Khali

Smart Man + Bevkuf Naari = Paaun Bhari

Befkuf Man + Bevkuf Naari = Shaadi

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A man is not complete until he is married, After that he is finished!

Different Phases of a man:



After engagement: Superman



After Marriage: Gentleman



After 10 years: Watchman



After 20 years: Doberman




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The difference between God and Man being is... God Gives and Forgives. Man Gets and Forgets!



Aftab khan (T@BI)

A SMILE is a way of writing ur thots on ur face,
telling others dat dey r ACCEPTED, likeD & APPRECIATED.
So here?s a BIG SMILE just 4 u?

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel.

I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, i sold the apple for ten cents.

The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I--d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.

Then my wife--s father died and left us two million dollars.


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Enjoy the little things,
for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.

an old man sad 2 his penis
v r born 2gether
grow up 2gether
have a lot of fun 2gether
then y u died b4 me?

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